American Fortune Life

Putting on a tight-fitting shirt with blue stripes, and a pair of shorts with a silver-gray snake and lin pattern, looking at the handsome and strong self in the cloak mirror, Andy made a few poses, and the corners of his mouth were constantly adjusted to see which one was the best. Smiles and expressions are more attractive.

Well, let's be natural, this kind of smile is so stiff, it's too fake, it should look cool, right? Too cool, what if there is no beauty to strike up a conversation with? Oops, it's so tangled, forget it, let's eat something first.

Andy, who was extremely tangled in front of the mirror, shook his wet hair, walked out of the cloakroom, and saw that several plates of delicate dishes had been placed on the long table in the open dining room next to the living room.

Open the wine cabinet on the side, a cold air spreads out, took out a bottle of ice wine, picked up a long cylindrical wine glass from the bar, walked to the dining table, poured himself a glass of wine, sat down and started to enjoy his food .

Because he was going out to play at night, the onion burst, garlic and other dishes did not appear, Kung Pao chicken, fried veal fillet, grilled lamb chops all made Andy very satisfied, he ate, Liu Yan wearing an apron, smiling He came over with a beautiful glass basin.

"This is a seasonal fruit salad. I'll give you a few mint leaves later to get rid of the greasy."

"Hehe, thank you Aunt Liu." Andy smiled and thanked him. He is really satisfied with Liu Yan's cooking skills. For his own Liu Yan, he went to learn the practice of Western food some time ago. Now Andy's table is on the table. Basically a combination of Chinese and Western dishes.

"Wow! It seems that I came at the right time. Ms. Liu brought me a set of cutlery." The voice of the person who came was very loud and the footsteps were fast. When Andy heard the voice, he rolled his eyes angrily and looked at Ji Roo. Carl, who roared, walked very hard because of his obesity. His forehead was sweaty and his breathing was heavy.

"Karl, you've gained weight again, you should lose weight, it's not good for your body!" Andy frowned slightly and said seriously.

"Huh~~~ This damn weather is killing me." Carl, who was sitting at the dining table, wiped the sweat off his face with the handkerchief in his hand, and complained gloomily. Hearing Andy's concern, he couldn't help but smile bitterly. , "I also want to lose weight, but thinking about not being able to taste delicious food, what's the point of that kind of life?"

"Health is the most important thing, I don't want to lose a partner so early!" Andy put down his chopsticks and said angrily.

Seeing Andy's serious expression and deep concern, Carl couldn't help but be very moved, but after all, he was an adult, so he wouldn't be moved to tears, and said seriously: "Don't worry, I have my health checked regularly by a doctor and there is nothing wrong with me other than being obese, I'll take care of that."

When Andy heard Karl say this, he nodded, picked up the wine glass and took a sip. Looking at Karl, who was clumsy and started to pick up vegetables, he took the chopsticks from Liu Yan's hand, and couldn't help chuckling, "How do you arrange the party at night? of?"

Carl changed his serious expression, with a weird smile on his face, and a little bit of I understand your expression in his eyes, and said to Andy with a smile, "I have prepared a surprise for you!"

"What surprise? Don't laugh like that!" Andy was a little uncomfortable when Carl laughed, and said a little angrily.

"Hehe, tonight I invited the top executives of several film companies to discuss film rights with our company during this time. I just took this opportunity to get together and get closer to each other. After all, this is Hollywood, and movies are The mainstream here, there will be some uninvited stars looking for opportunities at that time.”

"What's the surprise, Hollywood is full of stars." Andy pouted angrily. He felt that he didn't have the confidence to have sex with those female stars in Hollywood.

"Hehe... Of course, the chances of those big names appearing are not high, but there are definitely second-tier and third-tier ones. You are very popular now, after all, your fame is still very big during this period, and you are handsome. s face,

Take a look, tsk tsk this figure, this muscle, now your ROU body photo is very popular, I don't know how many rotten girls are holding the photo to add. "Carl sneered slyly, poking the muscles on Andy's arm with his fingers, and the expression of envy and hatred hung on his face without concealment.

He patted off Carl's strange hand on his arm, and swears with disgust: "Shit, take care of your dirty hands, I'm not gay!"

"I appreciate it! Don't say it so disgusting." Carl said angrily, "If I say surprises for you, it's a surprise, you'll know when the time comes, I think you'll be very satisfied, and tonight's party is a "swimsuit" "Party!"

"Swimsuit party?!" Andy almost choked on the drink and asked in surprise.

"Hey... Of course, how is it, are you satisfied now? I know, you must have been suffocated in the past few months, so enjoy tonight!" Karl Fat's face is full of wretchedness YIN laughs.

Andy stared at the wine glass in his hand, not knowing what he was thinking. "Carl, when does the party start? Will I only be wearing a pair of swimming trunks? Are there many beauties?" The words in a suddenly agitated tone made Carl's hand holding the chopsticks tremble.

After all, this is the first time in this world to participate in such a party. I have seen that kind of party in American dramas before. Thinking of those bikinis, those seductive hot bodies, those turbulent scenes, I could not help shivering. What should I do if I accidentally "get hard" when the time comes? Oh my god, tight swimming trunks with a 2-8-swing stick, that's a real shame, maybe it'll spread all over Hollywood soon, and he'll be the laughing stock.

Thinking of this, he felt a little numb, after all, he didn't believe that he would hold on to such a hot and exciting scene.

"Hey, Andy, take it easy, you weren't like this before." Carl put a calf in his mouth and said to Andy helplessly, unable to understand how he could become so nervous.

Andy put down the glass, looked up at the ceiling, was silent for a while, and finally sighed, and finally told Carl all his concerns, wanting to hear how he could avoid this situation.

After Carl listened, he stopped in mid-air with a lamb chop on his chopsticks, his eyes were wide open, and he looked at him with an unbelievably strange look, "Andy, how horny are you, are you just looking at the swimsuit? Beautiful women will..." Saying this, Carl saw Andy's fierce look of anger and anger and couldn't continue.

Seeing Carl pretending to be a little girl, he rubbed his face in annoyance, nodded with a sad and helpless expression, and confirmed that he would probably raise the flag to pay tribute to those bikini beauties.

Then he said in a frenzy: "After all, I haven't had it for several months, and you look at my current body, the whole body needs to be vented, don't look at me with that kind of eyes, I think it's very likely that time will come. When that happens. This kind of thing doesn’t say I can control it if I want to.”

puff. . .

Carl was really uncomfortable and laughed, "Haha... Control, haha... You are finished, I have prepared a surprise for you, those little bitches will surround you and tease you to death, when the time comes, you There...haha, you're done!"

Andy looked at the dead fat man who was holding his stomach with his hands, and the tears on his face couldn't stop laughing. He couldn't help blushing, and shouted loudly: "Sheet, dead fat man, stop laughing, tell me what to do! "

"Okay...Okay...Wait a minute, I really can't hold back, OK, OK..." Carl, who was laughing a little bit, saw Andy blushing, eating people fiercely He looked at him, but the shyness and embarrassment he couldn't hide still made him laugh.

"Okay, tell me, is there anything you can do!" Andy was a little furious. If he didn't solve this trouble, there would be no good place for the little brother tonight.

"Cough cough... Come over with your ears." Carl hooked his fingers wretchedly, and Andy moved his chair angrily and put his ears to listen.

"Before you go to the party, you slap the tube and lower the pressure. It is estimated that there will be no embarrassment in the first half of the party. When everyone is almost drinking, who cares about all the dogs and girls at that time, then You should have hooked up too, just find a room and shoot it."

After finishing speaking, Carl patted Andy whose expression was frozen, winked his eyes, and looked like I was so good.

"Luck? Cough..." Andy touched his nose embarrassedly, his face flushed slightly again, and he murmured uncertainly in a low voice.

"Hey, what's so embarrassing about it? It's more serious when you slap a tube and make a fool of yourself? Think about those piles of attractive waves of white flowers, those bikinis, and all kinds of deep grooves that are squeezed out, the sex is hot. Beauty, my God, I want to die on them!" Carl's swaying smile made Andy feel the urge to strangle him.

"Cough... Tell Joseph the time and place of the party, and you'll get out when you're done eating." Andy picked up the glass and drank the ice wine with his fingers trembling, and glanced at Carl with disgust.

Carl looked at Andy who had fled with a smirk, coughed lightly, and said in a low voice, "Remember to find plant essential oils or something, it will be more comfortable that way!"

After listening to Andy, he turned his head sharply, glared at him with fierce eyes, and saw the dead fat man smirking before speeding up and going upstairs.

"Made, it's so embarrassing, why didn't I remember it, in my previous life, I was also in the dust under the guidance of Mr. Cang and Mr. Bodo? Hey, mistakes, mistakes, did you hurt your brain when crossing the road? Oh, the otaku with emotional intelligence is really incomplete!" Andy sat on the boss chair in the study, covering his face with his hands, full of anger and regret.

In the study, I looked at the video files I just downloaded, and looked at the essential oils and tissues on the table.

"Hey...wearing it is still inevitable!" With a sigh, Andy put on his earphones, opened the file, and listened to the familiar opening music and familiar charming face, "For the sake of my little brother's longevity, finally Use the unicorn arm to rub it once! After tonight, I will say goodbye to Hero Yang Guo, and we will never see you again!"