COS Dazai Osamu’s I Got Into the Conan Crew

Kyoto Museum of Art.

Primary school student Edogawa Conan walked out of the museum with his classmates and members of the Future Boys Detective Troupe.

"Wow, these are so beautiful!"

"It's great."

"Hey... wait, look! Who is that?" Yoshida Ayumi pointed at the tree next to the art gallery in surprise.

A figure who looked like a hanged ghost was sticking out his tongue and dangling.

It looked like he was alive or dead.

"Quick, save people!" Edogawa Conan panicked.

Hey, hey, if this guy hangs up, he's dying now.

Four people hurriedly rescued him.

The person whose life and death were unknown before fell to the ground jumped up and down.

"It hurts... hiss..."

"It hurts, hurts..." the familiar, bandaged boy said, rubbing his neck.

"It's Brother Tsushima." Ayumi said.

"It's the big brother who invited us to dinner last time!" Mitsuhiko and Yuantai also recognized him.

"What was Brother Tsushima doing just now?" Ayumi asked curiously.

"I know this! It's performance art!" Mitsuhiko said confidently, and then received the admiring gazes of the other two.

Shuji Tsushima stood up and patted his clothes.

Following his movements, a book fell out of his arms.

A certain elementary school student picked it up curiously and took a look.

The Complete Suicide Manual

Edogawa Conan: Hey, isn't it, are you a suicide enthusiast like Osamu Dazai?

Suddenly, he fell into deep thought again.

Thinking of the last meeting, Shuji Tsushima ate a whole bag of dog food in front of that Akita. When Ayumi said that he would invite him to dinner, what did Shuji Tsushima say?

"I haven't tried the method of dying to death yet."

Probably something like this...

Hey, hey...he's really a fan of suicide.

A certain detective elementary school student has dead fish eyes.

"Ah, it's you..." Shuji Tsushima wiped off the dust on his coat as if no one else was around, and waited until the dizzy vision was no longer there, before focusing on a few elementary school students.

At the same time, I complained in my heart: [Is my suicide method in line with the human design, really not cool? ]

[The host has a buff when COS Osamu Dazai commits suicide! No matter how you commit suicide, you will not die! ] The system is proud.

Shuji Tsushima: ... If I were the real Osamu Dazai, I might be pissed off by this buff.

But he is just an ordinary cosplayer, this buff is more conducive to his cosplay, which is very nice.

"What a coincidence, I met you again." Shuji Tsushima said, while reaching out to take the book from Conan.

Speaking of art museums, there seems to be an incident where a treasure map was found outside the art museum...

As soon as he thought about it, he saw a piece of paper fluttering and falling to Conan's feet.

Shuji Tsushima: ………

[System, send a text message to Gin in my name. ]

[Ask him if he is interested in Tino Cabana's fifteen thousand gold coins. ]

After all, it was worth 600 million yen, so Gin shouldn't mind having more funds for activities.

The one in the amusement park last time was only 100 million.

Tsushima Shuji thought so in his heart.

The elementary school students on the other side have happily set up a young detective team, and are excitedly preparing to follow the treasure map to find the treasure.

Speaking of this treasure location, Shuji Tsushima had some impressions.

[Take over the monitoring of this area, search for the location where you can see the fish-shaped neon lights from the reflection in the river at night, and send them to Gin together. ]

[Okay, host. ] The system works hard.

As for why the system sends text messages for him...

He can't send text messages to Qin Jiu in front of the elementary school student who is the god of death...

"Hey, brother Tsushima wants to find the treasure with us?" A child's cute voice came from my ear.

At the same time, Shuji Tsushima felt that the corner of his clothes was being pulled.

this voice.

He lowered his head, facing the innocent smiling face of Conan Edogawa.

It really is you, Kudo Shinichi.

After thinking about it, he simply reached out and hugged a certain fake primary school student.

"Conan is acting like a baby to me, it's okay, if Conan wishes." He smiled like a kind-hearted big brother who is considerate and takes care of children.

"Ahahahaha, yes, yes." Edogawa Conan, who was caught off guard by someone, reflexively replied with the innocent laughter and voice of a primary school student.

At the same time, the hearts of two people.

Shuji Tsushima: Wow, it's disgusting, I actually said such disgusting things.

Edogawa Conan: ... vomit

"Really, Conan, you are so old, boys can't be so spoiled." Ayumi disagreed.

"That is to say, Conan, you can't do this." Genta and Mitsuhiko echoed.

Conan was stared at by three real elementary school students with disapproving eyes.

Kudo Shinichi: ... Hehe, I'm so sorry.

"I, I see."

"Not next time." Edogawa Conan said embarrassingly touching the back of his head.

"Then, let our young detective team lead Brother Tsushima to find the treasure on the treasure map!"

"Boys detective team, let's go!"

"I'm looking forward to it, little detectives."

Behind them, the three figures glanced at each other and followed without hesitation.

...

A Porsche 356A parked on the side of the road.

Gin turned on his cell phone.

[Are you interested in Tino Cabana's gold coins? ——cahors] Such a sentence is displayed on the screen.

[If you are interested, go to this place to get it. The address is xx, xx, and the gold coins are hanging from the ceiling. ——cahors]

"Brother, is it news from Kayo?" Vodka asked naively from the side.

Gin didn't answer, he casually lit a cigarette and took a deep breath.

The voice of the radio came from outside the car.

"It is reported that the 15,000 maple leaf gold coins robbed by the Italian bandit group have not been found so far, and the three gangs of Cabana are still hiding in our country..."

"Vodka, drive, go get the treasure that belongs to the organization."

he said with a sneer.

Even if this treasure originally belonged to Cabana, when Kayo discovered it, it belonged to the organization.

The Black Organization never rejects anyone who comes, and no one wants to take anything away from them.

...

The young detective team on the other side fell into a predicament and encountered the first obstacle on the treasure hunt.

"Oro, what the hell is it?"

"I know! The first O is a big O, the r is the r of rich, and the last O is the O of treasure!" Mitsuhiko explained.

Shuji Tsushima didn't say a word. After all, it takes time to get gin and vodka to get gold coins. What if he let Conan and the others know the answer in advance, and he went early and bumped into two bottles of wine?

He can only pretend that he is a wooden man.

However, a certain elementary school student didn't want to let him go.

"Hey, what does Brother Tsushima think? Oro means..." Ah, this familiar feeling of being ripped off.

Facing the face of a certain elementary school student, Shuji Tsushima smiled leisurely and maliciously.

"Did Conan ask for big brother's help? But as a detective, he should decipher it himself, right?" He said, looking for the other party.

"That's right, Conan, you can't rely on Tsushima-san all the time! We are the Boys' Detective Team." Several other elementary school students said so.

"But... but Brother Tsushima is also a detective, I read the newspaper about Brother Tsushima's reasoning before!" Conan said as if embarrassed.

"Hey? Brother Tsushima is also a detective?!" The others were all surprised.

"I can't tell at all."

"I feel that Brother Tsushima is not very reliable as a detective." The three whispered.

Well, although the sound is so small that people around can hear it.

Shuji Tsushima: ...

"I can't help it, so let me give you a little hint." The young man looked helpless as he had nothing to do with them.

"Speaking of treasures, the easiest thing to think of is the maple leaf gold coins hidden by the Italian bandit group." He pointed to the news on the side.

"And in Italian, oro means gold." He said so.

"Well, it's just my random guess, and it may not really be a treasure of gold coins." He imitated the tone of a certain elementary school student, sticking out his tongue maliciously.

Edogawa Conan: ...No, I think you may be right.

And the other members of the Boys Detective Team also looked convinced.

"That's right! It's a real treasure!"

"Gold coins! Gold coins!"

"A lot of eel rice..."

Shuji Tsushima: ...You guys should doubt it! ! !