Why Can’t I Play Games

"If the passer registers as a boy...we'll use the profile picture of a beautiful woman!"

"If it's a girl, we'll use the profile picture of a handsome guy..."

"Same-sex repels each other, but opposite-sex attracts. It's not unreasonable. In fact, for nerds and nerds, beautiful and handsome guys are still lethal, and it's easier to communicate..."

"The Internet is virtual, and we should use this virtuality to create convenience for ourselves..."

"Ge Shen, are you okay?"

"..."

Zhang Yang sat on a chair, manipulating the chat interface, and at the same time popularized his little knowledge of psychology.

Seeing Ge Yumiao's pale face, he asked subconsciously.

"Actually, I'm fine..."

"..."

Ge Yumiao suddenly felt sick.

The stomach twitched unconsciously.

He unconsciously glanced at Wu Zhuang, a big man in the Northeast.

He recalled that unbearable past again!

"Little brother..."

"Little brother is awesome!"

"Little brother..."

He once fantasized about who the person behind Q Dog was...

Is it a loli girl, a fair-skinned, beautiful, long-legged glasses lady, or...

He was immersed in it, fantasizing about all kinds of unrealistic things, and even fantasizing about some scenes in novels, those scenes where beauties are attracted to him as soon as they see him.

but!

He couldn't have imagined that behind that beautiful beauty's head, there was a big Northeast man who picked his feet?

this moment……

He got goosebumps again.

"Huh? Is this a newly registered Q dog number?"

"Newly registered Q dog account, old Wu, generally this kind of newly registered Q dog account is someone who wants to hide his identity, or he is afraid that we will bring the virus to him..."

"So, when chatting with such a person, you must be cautious..."

"You can't use little brother, little sister. Of course, most of the people who use the second-dimensional avatar like Ge Shen can't stand little brother and little sister..."

"Of course a lady with glasses, with fair skin and beautiful skin, looks so pure and beautiful, as long as he is a man, most of them are irresistible... Unless he is gay, of course, it doesn't matter even if he is gay, this probability It's too small, if you can meet it, it means that the ancestral grave is smoking, so don't consider it..."

Zhang Yang is in popular science.

Wu Zhuang was studying, even memorizing with a notebook.

and……

Ge Yumiao died in the society.

He felt like he wanted to find a hole in the ground and get into it, and then he would never come out in this life.

He finally couldn't help it, and walked out of the house to get some air.

he thinks!

This life is too long!

After watching Ge Yumiao leave, Zhang Yang didn't care, and continued to push Wu Zhuang to popularize science.

"First of all, in the face of such a newly registered account, we should confirm that this person has a strong sense of fraud prevention! For such a person, we send content like little brothers and sisters, which sometimes backfires. We should be a little more serious... ..."

"We're going to send one: 'Congratulations! Be the first player in the game to complete all the hidden tasks, I am your customer service Xiaowei..."

"After posting, confirm how he answered, and judge what kind of person he is from the tone of voice... If the interest in chatting is very strong, we can proceed to the next step and use our avatar advantage to chat with him The trick is to give him the illusion that he is very powerful and admired by others..."

"If you only get one reply like this, then it means that this person is super vigilant. It is not easy to date such a person offline... Even if we do, we must ask a public one. On occasions where everyone knows..."

"..."

Zhang Yang frowned when he saw the other party replying "Oh" on the screen, and continued to turn and look at Wu Zhuang.

……………………………

"Dear sir, can we make an appointment offline?"

"..."

"Are you free, can you accept a simple interview with us? We are very eager to meet you as a master of operations like you..."

"..."

"You are the first person to complete all the hidden missions, and even have higher points than the previous God Ge, breaking the record in the history of our game... I personally admire a great god like you, if I can ask for your autograph, then Even better, I think it makes a lot of sense…”

"..."

"Don't worry, we are a group of very reliable people, don't be afraid of immortals..."

"..."

"You can choose the location, coffee shop, Internet cafe, restaurant, these are all fine..."

"..."

"Little brother, why don't you answer?"

if.

one day...

You see a guy with your avatar, chats with you, and seems to be implying that he wants to meet you and help you celebrate the promotion in person...

What will this feeling be like?

Liu Ruohan didn't feel very good.

She sat on the bed with her pillow in her arms and stared at the notebook interface, feeling goosebumps all over her body.

After reading the chat records, she blushed for the first time.

Especially after hearing what my little brother said...

She couldn't hold back immediately on the spot, and buried her head in the pillow.

somehow...

She even subconsciously imagined the scene of herself calling a strange man "little brother" very tenderly...

And what will happen to those men.

moment……

She couldn't help but turn off the computer.

This is really unbearable!

"How could this person be like this..."

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah."

"..."

…………………………………

the other side.

Zhang Yang encountered the most difficult difficulty in history.

He who prides himself on being proficient in chat psychology is full of embarrassment at this moment.

The script doesn't seem to go according to what you said?

this person……

Why do you keep replying "oh" or "..."?

Why are you so speechless?

What did you not do well?

its not right!

According to the analysis, there shouldn't be any problem with this!

and……

Why didn't you just ignore yourself later?

Even if it is gay, it is impossible to have this attitude?

Wu Zhuang was watching from the side...

Zhang Yang no longer popularized science with Wu Zhuang.

His mind raced rapidly, and countless identity selection information floated in his mind.

He waited for a long time...

finally……

He saw Q dog answering.

"Aren't you afraid of copyright infringement if you use someone else's profile picture?"

"..."

The other party suddenly answered such a question.

Zhang Yang was dumbfounded when he saw this question!

How could this person ask such a question?

Someone else's profile picture?

this……

How could he ask this question?

It doesn't make sense!

this……

Zhang Yang couldn't figure it out.

"I'm sorry, but it doesn't matter who the avatar is. The important thing is, sir, we hope to meet with you, and then officially present the award to you..."

"The presentation of awards is second, but I think it's not good for you to use other people's avatars to deceive people, what do you think?"

"Sir, we are not lying..."

"Then why do you use other people's avatars? Don't you know that this will cause trouble to people?"

"Sir... we didn't use other people's avatars..."

"Then is this you? Are you the avatar himself?"

"this……"

Zhang Yang was stunned for a long time.

He wondered if he had hit a bullshit.

I'm not the avatar, are you?

Zhang Yang's expression was very speechless...

He took a deep breath and looked at Wu Zhuang who was paying attention.

Zhang Yang knew that he seemed to have overturned.

But he can't show the appearance of overturning.

"Well, old Wu, it's actually very difficult to deal with such a bully...how should we respond? First of all, we have to be sincere..."

"..."

Then, he typed a sentence.

"This is the profile picture of a former classmate of ours...it is indeed not my profile picture. If it troubles you, I am here to apologize for you...Let's talk about the awards..."

"..."

"..."

did not expect……

"You lied again! You don't have such classmates at all!"

"..."

Zhang Yang was stunned to see this response.

He was dumbfounded.

What's the matter with this man?