Why Can’t I Play Games

"What's the situation? Cosmic Science and Technology has a girlfriend? Is it true? I don't believe it... What the hell, Mr. Zhang is getting more and more outrageous!"

"Could it be... will you really send me Miss Sister?"

"I don't know if it's true or not. I came here to eat melons after hearing the news. Isn't Cosmos Technology a game company? Has it started to develop online matchmaker business?"

"I don't know, I'm also here to eat melons!"

"Eh? There seems to be a form here, I'll download it and have a look..."

"What the hell? Tailor-made girlfriends? Fuck, is this real or fake?"

"Wait, after filling out the form and talking about the requirements, there is a reward? Cash bonus?"

"What the hell? This boss is going to start throwing money again?"

"..."

Qiandu Tieba.

After seeing the top hot post "Universal Science and Technology sends girlfriend (boyfriend)!", a group of netizens stared straight away.

What the hell is this?

They stared at the lines on the screen!

My head is full of curious question marks.

Many people subconsciously clicked in.

When they click in...

They are more excited!

It seems that Cosmic Technology is playing for real this time?

Did you really send us a girlfriend?

…………………………

"Once you……"

"Ever fantasized about that destined person?"

"How will you meet, what kind of story will happen when you meet, will you pass by and regret for the rest of your life, or hold your hands tightly and spend the rest of your life together?"

"What kind of person is he (she) in your heart?"

"Have you ever met a girl (boy) you like in reality, and you will be nervous and overwhelmed, and you obviously have thousands of words in your heart, but in the end, you can't say anything?"

"Are you afraid that if you say something wrong, it will disgust the other party, and then the other party will walk away?"

"Have you ever felt inferior or annoyed? Have you ever regretted why you didn't try?"

"bring it on!"

"Tell us all about your confusion!"

"Click to download the questionnaire form!"

"As long as you are sincere and detailed enough, we can customize a girlfriend (boyfriend) for you!"

"Cold, gentle, kind, enthusiastic..."

"..."

After Liu Ruohan saw a lot of messy questions, she was a little sluggish for a moment.

What the hell is this guy trying to do?

Send a girlfriend?

Boy friend?

His company is full of men, not even a female animal. More importantly, the data shows that the hairlines of several employees have moved back obviously. It can be seen that it will become Mediterranean in a few years. What hair does he use?

Who wants it?

Liu Ruohan read it for a long time, pondering between the lines, she finally came to a realization!

"This guy actually wants to play a love game!"

"..."

When she saw this, she noticed that there was a form download page next to it.

She clicked in, downloaded the form and opened it.

"Your screen name is:"

"Your date of birth is:"

"Your height is:"

"What kind of person do you think you are, please answer realistically:"

"What type of boy (girl) do you like:"

"Can you tell me more about it? The more detailed you write, the better our cash reward will be..."

"Your account is, note (the account is used for company rewards):"

"..."

The form is in the form of a questionnaire.

From the beginning to the end, Liu Ruohan was a little speechless!

This guy is crowdfunding creative games again.

Just at this time……

Another text message appeared on her phone.

"beep"

"Mr. Liu, I'm sorry to disturb you so late, but there is indeed something very important..."

"Can you answer me? Is the phone available?"

"..."

Liu Ruohan was speechless.

This guy……

What kind of trouble is going to happen, what kind of cooperation is going to be done!

"What's up?"

She finally texted back.

"Mr. Liu, you're finally back. That's great. Well, we're developing a big-data love-themed software right now. A beautiful, cute, and pure girl like you is simply a goddess in the hearts of our male compatriots. It is definitely the first choice for game character templates!"

"In fact, since I saw you for the first time, my mind is full of your shadow, and even your every word is constantly lingering in my ears, like the most beautiful fairy music in the world, I even imagined that if I were in the future, I was talking about if, if there was an excellent girlfriend like you, how much smoke would be emitted from my ancestral grave, and how much virtue I had accumulated in my previous life..."

"..."

After Liu Ruohan saw this eloquent, suspected confession, her face became hot again.

She can't take it anymore!

nausea!

Vulgar!

This man is never finished!

why is it like this,

This man!

Can't you show some face?

Forget it, don't watch it.

Liu Ruohan obviously didn't want to read it, but subconsciously opened the next text message with her fingers.

"However, I know that I am not good enough for you. I need a degree without a degree, and I need a little ability, but it is not good enough. Therefore, when I think of it occasionally, I feel inferior. Even when I meet you, I feel My heart beats faster and my breathing is difficult, so I can only hide this fantasy in my heart in the end, it is impossible to expect your favor in reality..."

"...

When Liu Ruohan saw this, her expression became more sluggish, a little crazy!

etc!

Why is this so much like a confession!

This guy!

What's wrong with this guy!

vomit!

It's disgusting and gross.

What low self-esteem, not good enough, rapid heartbeat and difficulty breathing?

Do you have heart disease!

Seeing this, Liu Ruohan felt that her skin was about to get goosebumps.

She has seen many confessions before, but those confessions are basically cryptic gentlemen, such a bold confession like Zhang Yang, this is really...

"Zhang Yang, enough is enough! Be normal, please!"

She finally couldn't bear it and sent a text message back.

"Mr. Liu, well, my text message today didn't bother you, did it?" Zhang Yang replied weakly.

"What do you say?"

"Well, if I offend you, I hope you can forgive me. After all, I am using a personal example. I feel that people like me, poor people who only dare to talk about feelings in the virtual world, need some virtual comfort. I get pleasure!"

"Zhang Yang, are you disgusting!" For some reason, when she heard this, Liu Ruohan thought of some messy picture in her mind.

She was speechless.

"I would like to ask for your permission, very much, to create a virtual goddess based on you, this game..."

"I won't allow it!"

"Ah, it's not your image, or an image similar to you..."

"Not allowed is not allowed!"

"Then I treat you to a meal?"

"No, it's not a matter of a meal..."

"Then tell me, how can you allow it? Or should I treat you to dinner for two? Do you like roast meat?"

"Zhang Yang, I'm not a foodie! I'm on a diet, so I can't eat this..."

"Oh, oh... do you have a girlfriend? For a beautiful person like you, the girlfriend should be beautiful too? Can you introduce me?"

"No!" Liu Ruohan felt that she was going crazy.

Why did this person focus on his best friend!

Can this person not concentrate?

"that……"

"What else is there?" She held the phone and felt a sense of irritability when she saw the message.

"Mr. Liu, I seem to owe you money, right? You seem to be..."

"so what?"

"Can I count this money as your investment in our game for development?"

"up to you……"

"Can I use your image properly as a publicity? After all, you also have some shares, and if the game becomes popular, I will give you a share..."

"Zhang Yang, don't you want me to take advantage of you, will you never end?"

"Heaven and earth conscience, I don't mean that. Even if it is propaganda, I will show you the promotional pictures. I will not mess around. I will keep my promise. If you don't believe me, I will sign a contract with you?"

"Okay, okay, whatever you want..."

Liu Ruohan was speechless.

Her cheeks were slightly red at first, but now they are all pale with sullenness.

Give this person some sunshine, will he be brilliant?

never mind!

Investing in his game can be regarded as achieving the goal to some extent?

Thinking of this, Liu Ruohan felt a little better.