Back Off, Let Me Come

Gong Xiqiu stared at the county prince who was being restrained by him, and said in a gloomy tone: "Haha, I'm sorry you don't dare to give me the old one."

The county prince's eyes wandered slightly.

Gong Xiqiu didn't know that he was almost stripped of his trousers by a young man who was traveling with him that day. The two of them also had a serious discussion on whether they wanted the old calf nose robe or the new calf nose robe: [Since it is to prove that you are beaten To win his trophy, it must be something close to his body, otherwise he will be criticized for being a fake. 】

The visitor looked reluctant: [It’s too dirty. 】

As far as he knows, many people don't like to take baths.

The crotch is a close-fitting item, so how dirty is it?

As the core subject of the discussion, the County Marquis even wanted to die at this moment, but he still held on to the waistband of his pants with both hands.

The young man traveling with him pondered: [That's true, if Brother Six knows that we are taking the smelly man's crotch back...]

He shuddered as he thought of something.

The visitor said: [How about letting him use his hair as a head? 】

The young man accompanying him waved his hands up and down.

[No, no, what do we need his hair for? 】

The county prince also wanted to ask at this moment - what do they want from their own bodies? It serves no purpose other than to be more humiliating. You don’t want to collect all kinds of patterns and patterns in the world, right? You're young, don't be so perverted!

【Shao Bai, the hair is also very heavy! 】

[Well, if that’s the case, what do you think we should do? 】

The young man traveling with him said: [How about asking him to give me a new calf-nosed robe, and then let him prove that this calf-nosed robe is his. With this thing in hand, we will have the handle in our hands for the rest of our lives! 】

They had no intention of coming here to attack the county prince.

After all, the county prince's ability in single combat is not outstanding.

I made a special trip here to express some grudges.

A group of them passed by here and happened to save an old man who was seeking death. According to what the father-in-law said, the prince of this county enjoys the land and the land here. The father-in-law and his family are all tenants bound to the countryside. In order to support and expand his private army, the county prince exploited ordinary people like them. My father-in-law's family cannot make ends meet every year, and three of his grandchildren have starved to death. His beloved son and his wife died of illness one after another a while ago. I don't even have the savings to pay for a doctor. I feel desperate. When I went out to farm this morning and saw the river, I had the idea of ​​​​death.

It was too painful to choke on the river water and he didn't want to die.

Upon hearing this, the young man who was traveling with him couldn't restrain his overwhelming sense of justice and was ready to take action to show the county marquis some color. The other three people traveling with us have seen this kind of tragedy too much and are used to it, but they did not stop the two young men: [Meet us before sunset. Qingzhi and I will wait for you at the front station. 】

After that, he added: [No killing. 】

[Brother Six, why can’t you kill him? 】

[Tianyi originally belonged to the county prince's food and salary. Although he was greedy, no evil deeds were heard from him along the way. At most, he was harsh to the tenants, but it was also within the scope allowed by the law. If you kill him, can you guarantee that the next one won't get worse? This is his fiefdom, guarded by him from war and massacre. If he dies, in the future...]

It was too common for the enemy to come in and massacre the city.

Besides, the tenants starved to death not only because of the small amount of taxes they paid, but also because of many issues involved. The root cause can be traced back to the inaction of the royal court. It is reasonable for tenants to pay their land to the county marquis, but what about other exorbitant taxes and miscellaneous taxes?

Not to mention the tenants, even the own farmers will starve to death. This place is not sparsely populated, which shows that the commander is not completely inactive. He killed people rashly and left these two to clean up the mess?

The sixth brother told them not to kill anyone, so the two of them naturally would not kill the county prince, but they wanted to save their father-in-law, so they made a strange move of humiliating each other by using each other's nose as a trophy.

【how to prove? 】

The young man traveling with him laughed and said: [Let him sign his name! 】

The other party raised his eyebrows: [There are so many people with the same surname and name. 】

The young man traveling with him gave a bad idea: [Put the tiger talisman on! 】

The seal under the Wu Danhu Talisman cannot be forged.

When the county marquis heard this, his eyes turned black.

In the end, two damned little beasts succeeded. The other side forced the county prince to sign his name on the brand-new calf-nosed robe, stamp it with the tiger talisman, and then walked away. The county magistrate was so angry that he vomited out a mouthful of old blood. He rested on the bed for several days and still felt uncomfortable.

When he saw Gong Xi Qiu Sha coming, he thought that the damn little beast was coming back, and he wished he could knock him unconscious.

Fortunately, Gong Xiqiu is not a little beast killed by God.

It's just that the two of them look similar...

Gong Xiqiu asked: "Do you know their names?"

The county prince was forced to be intimidated and had to try hard to recall the unbearable day: "One is called Shaobai, and the other is called Thirteen."

Gong Xiqiu murmured: "Shaobai, thirteen?"

Then he asked: "Which one looks more similar to me?"

Based on the intelligence analysis revealed by the county prince, it was probably the eldest brother who died in vain in the underground palace, and the nephew who beat up the county prince. Since they are uncle and nephew, the eldest nephew must have a similar appearance to himself.

Well, there is another possibility!

At first glance, the name Thirteen does not look like a name that an eldest brother would choose. It is more like the order of heirs in the family, so——

Gong Xiqiu's face couldn't help but change slightly, and the joy rising in his heart suppressed the sadness of losing his brother - could it be that this eldest brother who had no chance to see him was diligent and talented in these years of exile, and he had a total of ten children with his sister-in-law? Third child? ? ?

Maybe Thirteen is also his good nephew!

I just don’t know if there is a niece among the thirteen children. The orthodoxy of the Gongxi clan still has to fall on the good niece.

The county marquis held back his words: "The ones named Shaobai are more similar."

It is not easy to estimate the true age of powerful Wudan warriors by their appearance, but judging from the appearance of Gong Xiqiu and Shaobai, they are not only related by blood, but they are probably close relatives in the fifth server!

"Where's Thirteen?"

The county lord shook his head: "It's not very similar."

Gong Xiqiu murmured: "The nine sons of Long are different. There is no definite rule for whether they are like their father or their mother... You have passed this question, but do you know where they have gone?"

County Hou Zhen couldn't answer this question.

but--

The county prince whispered: "Listening to the conversation between these two damn... young men, it seems that they are traveling and want to challenge the strong men from all over the world."

Although the county prince felt that this kind of behavior was useless.

If a courageous warrior wants to improve his cultivation quickly, battlefield exploits are the most convenient way. What's the use of challenging others everywhere? Not only is the efficiency too low, but there is also a huge risk of being kicked out of the iron plate and ending up in another country. That's why rangers with no background like to do this.

Gong Xiqiu also had a look of concentration on his face.

There are many heroes in the world, who knows who they will challenge?

I can't just follow them.

If another underground palace tragedy happened and I arrived a few days late, wouldn't my eldest nephew and the others be in danger? Gong Xiqiu was thinking about countermeasures in his mind. When he glanced at the county lord from the corner of his eye, he had an idea: "You, go and get a new calf-nosed crotch."

County Marquis: "..."

Gong Xiqiu: "Write your name, stamp it, and then publicize, 'Qiu is invincible in the world.' Your skills are inferior to others."

After all, his cerebellum didn't shrink to the point of disappearing.

This place is not the northwest controlled by Mama. In the old monster's territory, the name Gongxi cannot be displayed openly yet. He replaced it with "hatred" and promoted it louder!

He needs to be prepared.

It would be best if he could find his eldest nephew and the others. If he couldn't find them, then he would find a way to get them to challenge him.

To become famous, you naturally need some stepping stones.

The pig-liver-colored face of the County Marquis was filled with sorrow and indignation!

Damn those three little beasts!

However, his skills were inferior to those of others, so the county marquis resigned out of grief and anger.

In the next two months, Gong Xiqiu used the clues he found to find traces of his target. He met brave warriors with strength of thirteenth level, middle Geng or above, and took the time to come to "check in and collect stamps". Along the way, there will be victims who will lose a brand new calf.

Of course, there are also people who refuse to be humiliated.

Gong Xiqiu was willing to discuss with the other party: "It's okay if you don't give me a calf-nosed robe. After all, I have collected so many of these things, and I feel disgusted. Let's make a compromise and give him a bellyband." Anyway, he just wants to be famous. Rather than really having a collecting habit.

The strength of courageous warriors can reach around the 13th level. Except for a few talented people, most of them rely on their age and military merit. Naturally, they are not too young. I met Gong Xiqiu, a junior, and asked for a calf-nosed robe, but to no avail, he also wanted to hug his belly...

I don't know how many times I insulted him.

"Just...just, does it have to be these two things?"

Gong Xiqiu tilted his head: "Are the others powerful enough?"

You can't let him tattoo the other person's face, right?

Write "Qiu, come here for a visit"?

The other party is willing to write, but Gong Xiqiu is not willing. Who wants to have their name on the face of an old man in his dozens of years?

He is not a pervert!

There are also loyal people who refuse to compromise, refuse to accept even the slightest humiliation, and would rather commit suicide! Gong Xiqiu still wants to keep them to gain experience for his eldest nephew, so naturally he won't let anyone die. In the end, after bargaining, I still had to take away the veil with the certificate.

When brave warriors fight to the death in private, the prize is the loser's head. Gong Xiqiu only asks for tokens rather than human lives, and most of the victims are still willing. It's just that they didn't expect that after this unhealthy trend was blown away, it would come back.

Inside the tea shop, there was a group of five people.

The other guests were all talking about Wei Xia Qiu.

Strange Xia Qiu, Xia Er, a foreigner. The ancestor is unknown, he is about 20 years old, he has a magnificent appearance, a tall body, a cheerful personality, a chivalrous spirit, eccentricities, and high strength. He likes men to have small noses. Every time he loses someone, he will ask for the other's personal belongings, so he is a strange knight!

It is said that the practice of using a calf-nosed robe to represent the head was initiated by an unknown ranger. It is not easy for a brave warrior to practice martial arts. If one loses his head in a deadly battle, the blood relatives will be heartbroken. Parents will lose their sons, wives and concubines will lose their husbands, and children will lose their heads. His father was immoral and only increased his killing karma.

Then he came up with the idea of ​​using Du Bi Pei as the head.

Well, why doesn’t that count as lifeblood?

For a time, it was highly praised by the rangers and became popular everywhere.

But no one can tell where the source is.

They just know it’s custom!

Thirteen looked at his sixth brother proudly: "Brother Six, you have nothing to say now, right? This is the rule of the ranger!"

The man known as Sixth Brother looked livid.

"How can there be such weird ranger rules?" There are senior rangers among his sworn brothers, don't lie to him!

Fourth Uncle Lin on the side said: "The winds are different in a hundred miles, and the customs are different in a thousand miles. This place is not in the northwest after all. It is normal that the rules of the rangers are different. But, the calf-nosed crotch hugging the belly and so on... This is really, too humiliating. A little bit."

Chao Lian thought reasonably: "Compared with the head on the neck, what's the importance of a piece of crotch cloth underneath?"

It's just that you want a calf nose piece, not your lifeblood.

Sixth brother Fang Yan still couldn't accept it: "Isn't it dirty?"

Chao Lian said: "We are both men..."

Seeing that Sixth Brother's expression was distorted, he comforted him: "It's not used, Sixth Brother, just think that Thirteen and others collected a few pieces of cloth and followed the Romans. Since we came here, we are using the identity of a ranger and following the rules of the rangers here." There are no rules or regulations."

Fang Yan: "..."

Rangers are all trendsetters.

No one was willing to admit that their skills were inferior to others, nor did they admit that they did not understand the rules. For a while, it became fashionable in the industry to use a calf-nosed crotch to represent one's head. With so many people following the herd, what should have been a humiliation has become a good talk. There are even knights competing to see whose calf-nosed robes are made of fine and comfortable materials, with complex and exquisite patterns...

With the number of people collecting Doubisi, Gong Xiqiu's road to fame was not so smooth. When he challenged the new victim, the latter smiled slyly at him and said proudly: "Weird Xia Qiu, this general The calf-nosed robe is not so easy to obtain!"

Gong Xiqiu: "..."

No, do these people have any serious illness?

However, there was too little news about his eldest nephew. In order to attract the other party to challenge him, Gong Xiqiu had to hold his nose and continue.

The beating of the victim is somewhat tinged with personal emotions.

However, before every fight, Gong Xiqiu would ask the other party if he had seen a young man similar to himself before. Occasionally there are surprises, but more often than not there are disappointments.

"Nephew, my uncle has been looking for you for many years... Brother, if you have a spirit in heaven, please let me meet my nephew as soon as possible. It is too dangerous outside, and I will fight to the death to protect him." However, his My eldest brother is in heaven, working sometimes and sometimes not working.

Gong Xiqiu always misses his eldest nephew.

The most recent time was just one day apart.

He arrived on the second day after Shaobai challenged his opponent.

Looking at his opponent who was still injured, he couldn't take action.

As time went by, Gong Xiqiu gradually began to doubt his life.

Could it be that someone is blocking me somewhere?

Isn't now a good time to meet your eldest nephew?

There is no word "give up" in Gong Xiqiu's life dictionary. He wanted to regroup, but unexpected events broke his plan.

He received a letter home.

A letter home that made him unable to sit still after reading it.

"Xun Ding, Xun Yong'an, are you too brave?"

The letter to the family was written by my younger sister, Gong Xi Lai, and it started with a normal greeting. Gong Xiqiu had been wandering abroad for five years looking for relatives, and he received two letters home at the end of the year. Most of them were daily interesting things. This time, the content was a little reserved, and his heart skipped a beat. His eyes widened when he read it all the way to the end! It was actually Gong Xilai who wanted to get married and asked Gong Xiqiu if he had time and could he go back to host it...

The marriage partner is Xun Ding.

That worthless cheap addition!

Gong Xiqiu's fists clenched loudly.

He hesitated for a while, and spent a lot of money to bribe people to spread rumors everywhere. Wei Xia Qiu threatened that he was invincible in the world. If he wanted to defeat him, he could go to Kang State in the northwest. He would be waiting for him at any time. The important point——

People named "Shao Bai" will be given priority!

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